THE BEST TIME FOR APPLES.
It was the first lesson after the summer holidays at a small school.
The lesson was about the seasons of the year, the teacher said:
“ They are Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. In Spring, it is warm and everything begins to grow. In Summer it is hot and there are many flowers in the fields and gardens. In Autumn there are many vegetables and much fruit. Everybody likes to eat fruit. In Winter it is cold and it often rains. Sometimes there is snow on the ground.”
Here the teacher stopped and looked at one of the pupils.
- “ When is the best time for apples?”
-“ It is when the farmer is not at home and there is no dog in the garden.” Answered Tom.
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WHO’S BROKEN A WINDOW ?
Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often fight with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, ‘Tm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden… and be good.”
“Yes, Mummy,” the two boys answered and they went out. They played for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. “Mummy,” he said, “Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs Allen’s house.” Mrs Allen was one of their neighbors.
“He’s a bad boy,” his mother said, “How did he break it?”
“I threw a stone at him,” Billy answered, “and he quickly moved down.!